Sunday, September 21, 2003

wah! finalli i finished it!!!!

yeah! after working e whole of mi sunday of tat dan ipw presentation.. i finsihed it.. looking thru it.. wel.. it suxz! sigh.. but itz e best i can do.. wit onli powerpoint! argh.. sai.. u ppl betta clap alot on tues manz! at least make it seem nice.. gimme face lahz.. :D hehez.. jkjk... juz dun throw rotten eggs/tomatoes at mi can le! hahaz! k lahz.. i wana go bath le.. 2night got tat shou sheng nan nu ritez.. im gonna watch it.. hehez.. looks kinda interesting mahz.. hehez.. anybody watch b4? sigh.. tml got skool again.. sianz... hope it wun b a boring dae... if not i think i will fall asleep... =P
b4 i leave horz.. i share with u ppl a veri funny email i came upon. .ahhaz... hope i made ur dae! =D

A young Indian guy moves to Montreal and goes to a big department
store looking for a job. The manager asks, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home."
Well, the manager liked the young man, so he gave him the job.
You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did, but let me give you a bit of advice. If a customer comes looking, say, for
toothpaste, you might suggest for him a toothbrush, or shaving
cream, etc.
You get the idea?"
"Of course," the young man said.
His first day on the job was rough but he got through it.
After the store was locked up, the manager came down. "How many
sales did
you make today?"
The kid says, "One."
The manager groans, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30
sales a day. How much was the sale for?"
The kid says, "$101,237.64."
The manager exclaims, "What? $101,237.64? What did you sell him?"
The kid, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him amedium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new
fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and he said down at the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department, and I sold him that twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4X4 Pajero."
The manager says "You mean a guy came in here to buy a fish hook and
you sold him a boat and truck?"
The kid, "No, no, no, he came in here to buy a box of Kotex for his wife
and I said, 'Well, since your weekend's already screwed up, you might as well go fishing.'"

hahaz.. not bad ehz? cya ppl.. enjoy ur sundAe.. (although ther is onli like 5 hrs left.. =P) cya ppl tml! :D